ALL OVER MY LAP

"Can you hold her while I fix our lunch?" the mother asked me.

"Will she throw up?"

"No, no... she's not the throwing up kind of baby."

"Good, I'm a little bit afraid of the throwing up part."

"Nah, I can't even remember when she threw up last."

"Like... now?"

"Oh! I am so sorry. Here... let me..."