CONVERSATIONS WHILE BABY SITTING

My young friend was busy with his coloring book.

"Sandra, you should work with something too!"

"But I am reading your Spiderman book."

"Yeah, but that is not working. This is working. You see, you feel good when you work. You do something important."

While watching a dvd.

"Does this movie end happily, Noah?"

"Relax. Alex is a nice lion."

Later that same evening.

"Hey! Are you going to the bathroom?"

"Yes, I need to poo."

"Mmm..."

"Come with me, I need help. Come!"

"I will just throw you in the shower, ok?"

"It is too late in the evening to shower, Sandra."

"Eh... how do you want me to do this?"

"It is easy."

"I am not really used to wipe someone else's butt."

"You need some toilet paper."

"That much I understood."

Bedtime story.

"Sandra, I can not sleep over here."

"Why?"

"There are monsters in the bedroom."

"The only monster in here is you."