DOMESTICATED

I know some men born in the sign of Cancer. They all claim to be experts in bed. I don't know from where they get this overly confident attitude. Have all Cancer men slept with so many women that they are sure how to please? Or were they all born in July with a mission to pinpoint our erogenous zones?

I do wonder...

After all, the Cancer men I know are all better at cooking than I am. They do the dishes wearing aprons, they have proper homes with beautiful furniture, they cling nostalgically to old memories, and they get tears in their eyes whenever life resembles a Hallmark moment.

That could explain it. Cancer men are experts in bed because they are more like a woman than most women.