A LESSON IN HYGIENE

For all guys out there, print this instruction:

• Start every day with a quick shower. It will not hurt.
• Wash with soap under your arms. Then use some deodorant. It will not hurt.
• Brush your teeth every morning and evening, or after every meal if you have bad breath. It will not hurt.
• Wash your hair when you notice your scalp smells worse than your feet. It will not hurt.
• Change socks and underwear every day. It's not enough with just turning them outside in.

If you don't follow these instructions it will hurt.