A LESSON IN HYGIENE
For all guys out there, print this instruction:
- Start every day with a quick shower. It will not hurt.
- Wash with soap under your arms. Then use some deodorant. It will not hurt.
- Brush your teeth every morning and evening, or after every meal if you have bad breath. It will not hurt.
- Wash your hair when you notice your scalp smells worse than your feet. It will not hurt.
- Change socks and underwear every day. It's not enough with just turning them outside in.
If you don't follow these instructions it will hurt.