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HOW I SUDDENLY DEVELOPED A CRUSH ON HOCKEY PLAYER MATS SUNDIN

Thank God the Olympic Winter Games are over for this time. Sport was about to take over my life.

I had a dream this morning. After some weird adventures around Stockholm I was on the subway with hockey player Mats Sundin. The train stopped at Odenplan and I was about to get off the train when Sundin said:

"Gå inte ut i Stockholmsnatten utan ett mål!"

(rough translation: Don't go out in the Stockholm night without scoring.)

I leaned towards him and said: "Oh! I have forgotten to congratulate you on the gold medal!"

Then Mats Sundin leaned towards me, put a hand on my shoulder, looked me deep into my eyes and smiled with his new porcelain teeth: "You know, I'm popular with the ladies. I can do anyone I want, anytime I want. But tonight I would have like to celebrated the gold with you..."

And then my alarm clock started ringing and brought my dream to a sudden death.

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